I know for a man it is hard to get over the fact that your ex-boo is getting smashed by someone new. We all go through it. It’s hard, but as humans we have to deal with it. I know Reggie Bush dumped Kim Kardashian because she took his shine after the Super Bowl, but I think it’s fair to say that she’s winning the break up. She has gotten to be bigger then ever (and I’m not talking about that ass), she is making more money then him by far with absolutely no talent, and his ass is just another casualty of the NFL (no job because the lockout and he’s a bust anyway). Now to top everything off, she’s engaged to a low level NBA player, who makes less money, but gets more PT then Reggie. So what does our boy Reggie do? He gets a Kim lookalike. Yes, the new Kim is hot, but she’s no Kardashian. She has a nice ass, but it’s no Kardashian ass. She claims to be an actress, so maybe she has Kim beat there. Maybe. Well Reggie, you sure have done good for yourself since the Super Bowl. You lost your girl to her own fame, gave back your Heisman trophy, caused your school to get banned and forfeit every game you played in and you’re team cut you because they didn’t want to pay $8 million to a mediocre punt returner. Now as you try to pick the pieces of your life back up, you are starting with a lookalike of your ex. I wish you the best buddy. I just hope Ray-J hasn’t got to her first.

I don’t think there is a man out there that actually wants to have a daughter. Of course, if we create a female offspring, it is great and we will try to love her to the best of our ability. But odds are that her mother will be such a bitch that we will only see the little girl on alternate weekends. Even with that, we will still love her. With all that love there is a dark side. As men, we know what men are like. We know the things we say, do and think about women. We know the truth, so when we have daughters, we worry about the reality thatis waiting for them in the real world. The assholes just like us that only want them for one reason. And if there anything like there slutty mother is.was, then we are really scared. Yeah, it was great that you fucked her mom on the first dat and she swallowed. But what about when your sweet little girl is doing the same thing. It sucks, but unfortunately it is the circle of life. So I suggest to try not think about it. And when your little girl becomes of age, just think to yourself, the rest may be like that, but not my little girl. When you see her friends start to develop and you catch yourself having bad thoughts, just hope that some other perverted father isn’t doing the same thing. With thatm you might not let the stress kill you early. So happy fathers day. And don’t worry, Tyrone will take good care of your daughters when they turn 18.